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This 20-year old from South Wales has been dating his girlfriend Jess for 18 months now. Everybody go awwwwwwwww.
I’m making this sound like a cheese-tastic love story, but after 18 months of not returning phone calls or e-mails, and the moment this guy changed his Facebok status from “single” to “in a relationship,” for the record…his friends decided it was time to say goodbye for always spending time with his girlfriend.
So…they arranged a fake funeral for him.
“I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub, with the vicar in front and all of the boys in procession behind it. The roads were completely closed off, it was epic.”
And what was said about him during the service?
“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and has floated up to the gates of heaven. What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say out last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.'”
Ouch. Huffington Post has you covered on the full story here.