This 20-year-old girl from Connecticut named Shannon Csapilla had suspected that her boyfriend had been cheating on her with one of her friends, then promptly keyed their cars and punctured their tires.
Seems pretty typical. Except when the police arrived, they noticed the word WORE was carved into her friend’s car.
She denied vandalizing the two cars, but then she forgot that she Snapchatted a picture with the caption “Stamford Police have nothing on me,” and somebody on her friends list ratted her out, which got her two counts of first degree criminal mischief.
Her reaction? “Don’t worry, I’m not an English major.”